Do Not Try This at Home (Possibly Part I)

I am now in the center of the canal zone at the Gamboa Rainforest Reserve. During the past week's work on the island, we performed a goodly number of "engineering procedures" that probably would not pass EWB muster (including, but not limited to, the hanging-rope-ladder-support, the-Ambrosio-diving-board-chainsaw, and the Chip-driven-Y-stick-procedure, to name a few). Certainly on the list of non-EWB sanctioned stunts is this:

 The "Use-a-Jacuzzi-as-a-Washing-Machine-Trick".

Please don't tell National...

...or the Resort folks. Thanks a bunch.